"What way do you write in germany?"
"We write in numbers. every number hast a meaning to us which we transferr into letters"
"Oh i didnt know that! but i thought there was something strange about germany!"
"Iwas just kidding actually"
"oh"
"i would never go to germany, i hate cycling"
"so?"
"everyone in germany cylces dont they"
"weve got cars as well"
"yeah but you prefer bikes actually doncha" "yeah there are little pedals in the bus for the passengers"
Do you have 12 months in germay?
Germany is a part of the united states OF AMERICA right.
-YES its next to carlifornia and japan^^
IF you learn about hitler in germany..is he a good or a bad guy? [Eigentlich ne berechtigte Frage...]
- "you speak german?"
- "yes"
- "fluently?"
- "yes"
- "wooow, why that?"
"Where exactly in the USA is germany ?"
"Regnet es bei euch in Deutschland?"
"Nein, natuerlich nicht!"
"Ah, deswegen wohnt ihr nicht in Häusern!"
how do you guys celebrate the 4th of july in germany?
B.: "Where is Germany?"
Ich: "It's in Europe"
B.: "Is Europe in Africa?"
Ich: "No! Europe and Africa are two continents."
B.: "What's a continent?"
B.: "Africa is in America right?"
Ich: "No!"
B.: "But why are black people called african americans when Africa isn't in America?"
Hi, where are u from?
I am from Austria.
AustrALia? Cool, so you have kangaroos in your backyard?
No, it's AUSTRIA.
Yes?! (verwirrte blicke)
It's in Europe.
Australia is in Europe?
No, I am from A-U-S-T-R-I-A.
Oh, Austria! Do you have a kangaroo as a pet?
We only have them in zoos, they don't live in Austria.
So do you speak AustrALian?
I am from AUSTRIA and I speak German.
Is Austria in Germany?
how do you bury your people?
we throu them into the water.
which water?
the ocean?!duh??
whole bodys or ash?
whole bodys of course.
"Sex is uncommon in Germany isnt it? I mean you guys are a communist country."
"Sure, nobody has sex there, its forbidden. We adopt American kids cuz Americans are f***ing all day long."
"What? There was a wall in Germany? I thought that was in China..."
"Is there another reason why you celebrate Christmas?"
"What so you mean?"
"Well we celebrate it because Jesus was born. Who was born in Germany on this day?"
"Okay, now, you know I am not doin the best in geography, so where again is Europe? In Germany? Hell, I just don't know!"
"Do you guys have houses in Germany?"
- "No, we are living in caves.."
"And where do you have your bathrooms when you live in caves??"
-"Oh, we don't have bathrooms, we use little holes in the ground.."
Zwei Jungs kommen zu mir. Ich nenne die jetzt mal junge1 und junge2, weil ich die namen nicht kenne.
Junge1: Why do you have an accent???
Ich: Because I am from Germany......
Junge1: Wow, that's soooo cool, i love Germany......
Junge2: Where exactly is that???
Bevor ich auch irgendetwas sagen konnte, meint
Junge1: Hey, u don't know Germany?? That's in Asia, they have that awesome language with all those sign.....
Ich:...aehmmm..no.
Junge2:Where is it then???
Ich: It's in Europe.
Junge2: Where in Europe??
Ich: Do you know any countries over there???
Junge1: YES, PARIS!!
Ich: Sooo, close..... Paris is not a country, but it is right next to it....
MsHanrathy: "You must have a lot of beer halls everywhere in Germany"
German: "No just in Bavaria"
Ms Hanrathy: "And what's about lederhosen?"
German: "Bavaria"
Damian: "Weiskwurscht?"
German: "Bavaria"
Damian: "and what's about that Vienna Melange?"
German: "Vienna isn't in Germany"
Aoife: " But you're jodeling everyday??
German: "No, where did you get that from???"
Aoife: "Well, it's in Heidi"
German: "Well that's Switzerland then and I doubt that they are still doing it."
US History: Thema Erster Weltkrieg:
Ami: "OMG, Val, your name is in the history book!!!"
Ich: "What? Where?"
Ami: "Well, it says the Germans...!!" *begeistertguck*
Schüler: Do you have snow in Germany?
Freund(ohne zu zögern): No. After we lost World War II we are not allowed to have snow. The Americans took it away.
Deutschlehrerin (läuft rot an): They have the Alps!!!!
Was aus frankreich:
-Kennst du Tokio Hotel?
-ja
-Ist der Sänger wirklich ein Junge?
-ich bin mir nicht so sicher...
"Did you go to America by car?"
"Yeah,sure.German cars can go trough water."
"Really? Awesome! But what water do you exactly mean?"
"That between Europe and America??!!!!"
"Oh, well, that water! Yeah, think I have heard of that..."
So, das war's erst mal ;) Sind natürlich nicht meine Erfahrungen (bin ja noch hier, hehe^^), die hab ich von hier
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Black princess, Posted on Wednesday, 18 April 2007 at 3:24 PM
die denken echt, dass Amerika die ganze welt ist... *seufz*
klar, deutschland ist in Asien... kann hier irgendjemand Chinesisch (also deutsch)? xD
LG Bp